Thursday, August 27, 2009

Headline Sez: Baby M Loves the Beach!

Crescent Beach, FLA--At just 23 weeks, Baby M has nearly doubled in size this week. Mother and baby credit the bright sunshine, fresh beach air, and nap-friendly environment for the growth spurt. Efforts are underway to convince Ned that a permanent move to the coast (this coast, in particular) will be in the best health interests of our family. Petitions in support of the move are offered daily, but seem most effective when presented at the O'Steen's lunch counter, while Ned dines on broiled flounder and hush puppies with pink sauce. The economy's effect on area housing prices also forwards the discussion favorably, but Ned's concern for employment has proven to be a sticking point in the negotiations. Firms in the St. Augustine area needing civil engineers should contact Team Mitchell ASAP with job offers. Ned's agent will consider all reasonable offers, even if they involve a pay cut.

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  2. Tell Ned to talk to Ken. We've been there (both figuratively and literally!)

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