Bayesian Networks, by Margaret Anne/Mom

Though many theories concerning Bayesian Networks have been mentioned in previous chapters. [1] , little is known about its origin. Some have connected it to Thomas Bayes's posthumously published paper of 1763. However new evidence has surfaced that an advanced civilization existed on the Isle of Baye in the Geek Islands (currently called the Greek Islands). [2] Recent discoveries [3] exist that this ancient civilization dispursed itself thoughtout the world, using flying "brooms" much like those used by Harry Potter. Once within the culture, these ancient engineers directed the building of many of the Seven Wonders of the World, networking with each other using telepatic connections. In the United States this ancient lost "tribe" are called Melungeons and are identified by a small bump on the back of the head. At least one of the contributors, as well as the author, have this bump, thereby connecting them to the Isle of Baye. How many of the other contributors have this bump? Are they really Geeks as well? What is the Probability? Is there Risk in making these connections?

[1] Lasseter. M. Underground Disney World; Lasseter. D. Baywatch; Freeland, T. Best Barbeque; Shawhan, D. Theory of Barking Dogs and Lassater, M.B. Extrapolation of Barking Dog Theory (should one shoot the barking dog or the sorry neighbor?)
[2] Robbins, J. Theory of Geeks
[3] Petrified Pocket Protectors and Slide Rules Discovered in Ruins, NYTimes, November 15, 2008.