New bleeding edge technology

Did you know that the construction of the Leaning Tower of Pisa was 170 years late? You do? Awesome, now here's a little less known fact. Everyone was alive when the tower was started, and dead by the time it was finished. I know, mind blowing. Anyways, the point of all of this is that, if you're reading this, you've survived the historically-pretty-short 3 year hiatus of updating you people on things. Unless, of course, you are reading this from the afterlife. Which I would hope you aren't. Now, you may be wondering how we are going to keep people updated about the recent exciting things happening in our family. Well, after a long time of searching far and wide we discovered an ancient technology that can do just that. It's called...

*pause for suspense*

A blog post.

"Wow!" you're probably thinking. "I forgot how hard reading things is!" Yeah, it's crazy how fast that leaves you. Well, now that we've discovered this technology you better put your glasses on because you're going to have a lot to read in the coming future. We're going to have to get some posts ready for human comprehension so, in the meantime, start checking out some books for practice.

- John Mitchell