Best. Game. Ever.

It's called Tire David Out. Here's how it works: M.A. pulls the tiny, leftover (and half-frozen) turnips from the greens patch and places them in a pile down near the garden. David then fetches one (sometimes two) turnip at a time and runs up to the top of the dam to throw them, with great fanfare, into "that beautiful lake." He refers to the turnips as "eggs," and this video is of roughly the sixth round trip. It's also the first such trip wherein he did not sprint the entire way. Needless to say, he was asleep before 8 p.m. tonight!